Queen B.

This lady got the thickness
Can I get a witness
This lovely lady got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah

Grab them saddlebags and
Toss em over me
Let’s ride all night

This lady got the thickness
Can I get a witness
This lovely lady got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah

Booty big and delicious
Shake it like she’s fearless
This lovely lady got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah

This lady got the thickness
Can I get a witness
This lovely lady got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah

Grab them saddlebags and
Toss em over me
This booty got the thickness
Can I get a Hell Yeah





DoZo

(Spoken)
I carry gas, and smoke. And that’s the worst habit.

(sung)
I creep around the back door, sneak a little,
peek a little, from all the blind men who tinker on the brink.
Well I never really watch me watch you, gotta tap-tippy-tap for the money until you hold

Go ahead ‘n risk it, hop about-face, she’ll
show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Tuggin on the dinner bell ring-ding-a-ling-dong
Make you smile for a while, would you sing along?

Dinner bell. ring-a-ling-ding come and get it,
better eat it up quick, cuz the bitch is gonna get it.

Go ahead ‘n risk it, hop about-face,
she’ll show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Go ahead ‘n risk it, hop about-face,
she’ll show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol.

Show you the difference ‘tween my gun ‘n my pistol





Vagina Mine

Out to work my train at the railway station,
Shotgun Betty stoppin’ dead at my shoes.

Out to run the train at the railway station,
Shotgun Betty stoppin’ dead at my shoes.

(Conquered long dungeons?) and learned the damn alphabet.
I come before you, get to payin’ your dues.

Head down to the town to get on this puscifer,
time to roll call, kids hear the school bell ring.
This vagina mine teach ya patient diligence.
Keep the chain-gangs waiting, make a cat-bird sing.

Down this vagina mine…
Down this vagina mine…

Headed down to the town to get on this puscifer,
time to roll call, kids hear the school bell ring.
This vagina mine teach ya patient diligence.
Keep the chain-gangs waiting, make a cat-bird sing.

This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.

Down this vagina mine…
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
Down this vagina mine…
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now.
This vagina mine, one track, tunnel vision now





Momma Sed

Wake up son of mine
momma got somethin’ to tell you
change is come
life will have its way
with your pride, son
take it like a man

hang on son of mine
storm’s blowin’ up your horizon

change is come
keep your dignity
take the high road
take it like a man

listen up son of mine
momma got something to tell you
all about growin’ pains
life will pound away
where the light don’t shine, son
take it like a man

suck it up son of mine
father blowin’ up your horizon

change is come
keep your dignity
take the high road
take it like a man

mamma said life awaits
like a kidney stone
its just a broken heart son
this pain will pass away





Drunk with Power

You were way outta line
when you turned it around on me again
how could I not smell your lies
through the smoke and arrogance
but now I (owe?)
so you will not get away with it again
I’m dissanin those hard lies where I have reached my end
Thank you for making me feel like I am guilty
Making it easier to murder your sweet memory
Before I go then tell me will you ever reclaim yourself to be the way I must say goodbye.
you are dead to me.
Thank you for making me feel like I am guilty
Making it easier to murder your sweet memory
suffering a hardliner leaving your just behind
not dead but soon to be
I’m not gonna be the one that kills you
I’M GONNA LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU
I’M GONNA LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU
I’M GONNA LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU
I’M GONNA LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU SO
I TOLD YOU
suffering a hardliner
leaving just your corpse behind
I TOLD YOU SO





The Undertaker

Thank You for making me
feel like I’m guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

You were way out of line,
went and turned it all around on me again
How can I not smell your lie
Through the smoke and arrogance.

But now I know
So you will not get away with it again
I’m distant in those hollow eyes
For I have reached my end. So…

Thank You for making me
feel like I’m guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

Before I go tell me
Were you ever who you claimed yourself to be

Either way I must say goodbye.
You’re dead to me. So I…

Thank You for making me
feel like I’m guilty
Making it easy to murder your sweet memory

I’m severing the heart then I’m leaving your corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be, though.
I won’t be the one who killed you
I’ll just leave that up to you

I’m not gonna be here to revive you
I’m not gonna be here to revive you
I’m not gonna be here to revive you
I’m gonna be the one to say…

I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you so
I told you

Severing the heart then I’m leaving you corpse behind
Not dead but soon to be and
I’m gonna be the one to say I told you so





Trekka

I don’t know, but it’s been said,
"You do or don’t, and then you’re dead."
So climb away, get higher son.
Never stray, just move ahead.

Never one to hog the grass,
Sniff the dope and act an ass,
Just a soldier marching to
The golden rule of puff and pass.

So pardon me, I’m wrappin’ up.
If I was speakin out of class,
I’m just a grunt who’s groovin’ to
The golden rule of puff and pass.

I don’t know, but it’s been said,
"You do or don’t, and then you’re dead."
So climb I will, or crawl around.
Never stray just move ahead.

Left, right, left. Hooah!

I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll rest forever when we’re dead."
I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll rest forever when we’re dead."

Hup, hup, hup.

I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll last forever when we’re dead."
I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll rest forever when we’re dead."

I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll last forever when we’re dead."
I don’t know but it’s been said,
"We’ll rest forever when we’re dead."

We’ll rest forever when we’re dead





Indigo Children

E.M.P. from the mother and son
toward the digital down
dawned at the age of the innocent ones

the indigo children
the indigo children come
the indigo children
the indigo children come
the indigo children
the indigo children come
the indigo children
the indigo children come
the indigo children
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come

E.M.P. from the mother and son
toward the digital down
dawned at the age of the innocent ones

the indigo children

analog type piece sky wide
sync to the ticker inside
move to the rhythm of the moon and tide

the indigo children
the indigo children
the indigo children
the indigo children

serious Venus and the lunar child
(get your life up untied)
giggle and the flames grow higher
dance in a circle around a central fire
(dance and laugh and love and learn. Grow higher)

the indigo children

wine, song, food and fire
clothe, shelter and seed

no more need for the old empire (there they were to the empire) the indigo children

serious Venus and the lunar child
giggle and the flames grow higher
dance in a circle around a central fire

the indigo children

wine, song, food and fire
clothe, shelter and seed

no more need for the old empire(fare thee well to the empire) the indigo children

the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
when the indigo children come
the indigo children
the indigo children

serious Venus and the lunar child
giggle and the flames grow higher
dance in a circle around a central fire

when the indigo children come

wine, song, food and fire
clothe, shelter and seed

no more need for the old empire
when the indigo children come

the indigo children come (X13)
the indigo children (X13)





Sour Grapes

And the angel of the lord led me
Into the belly of the holy mother
A chamber black as pitch
But I felt no fear, only comfort,

For I was as a child in the womb
And she begged me
"Hear through yonder portal
Which looked upon the heavens,
And behold! a morning angel"

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

She ascended slowly from far beyond the horizon,
Her light like a heavenly finger pointing the way
And on yonder wall she traced for me a path
Which led me five directions, eight winters to east,

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

And behold!
As my feet landed firmly
Upon the vital winter of the second storm
There appeared before me a heavenly star

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

A holy virgin, the bringer of life and breath
And she spoke unto me saying
"Fear not the movement of the heavens above or the earth below
For change is what we are, my child.

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

Righteous are those
Who look up and sway with the wind,
Who look down and dance with the shifting of the soil,
Who swim with the movement of the tides

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

Who seek the truth around them
And discover that we are
And have always been in paradise.
The reflections of heaven on earth. Amen!’

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

And she spoke again saying
"Know, my child,
That there is no devil seeking
To cause guilt nor harm to men.

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

No evil, save blind faith, ignorance,
And the desire for the unprepared
To blame others for the devastation
Left in the wake of change

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

Change, my child
Change is in the heavens
Change is on this earth
Change is all around us

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

And if we
Are reflections of the divine
We must roll with these changes,
For we are these changes.

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

Eyes wide open,
We must look upon
The heavens as a mirror.
Wide awake, aware, deeply breathing

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

And when the shit comes down, my child,
You will be there,
A true and holy survivor
To inherit the kingdom of god.

[Hal-le-lu-jah!]

You will rise above the rumbles of the unprepared
To greet the new day,
To drink from the sweet fruit of the vine,
The water of life, the blood of the risen Christ, my child.’

[Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!]

‘Go now, son,
Tell them all.
The ignorant, the blind paw by dogma,
Blinded by faith, the doubters, the nay sayers.

[Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!]

Tell them all, child,
They can not see
The kingdom of God,
They can not see paradise
Unfold before them

[Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!]

They can not drink
From the chalice
Which holds the blood of Christ,
The water of life,
Until they get right with Jesus.

[Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!]

Until they get right with Jesus.
It’s always gonna be
Sour grapes with you, boy,
Until you get right with Jesus. Amen!

[Je-ho-vah! Yah-weh!]





REV 22:20

 

Don’t be aroused, by my confession
Unless you don’t give a good Goddamn about redemption
I know Christ is comin’, so am I
And you would too if the sexy devil caught your eye

She’ll suck you dry
But still you’ll cry, to be back in her bosom
To do it again
She’ll make you weak
And mourn and cry, to be back in her bosom
To do it again

(Pray) Til I go blind
(Pray) Cause nobody ever survives
Prayin’ to stay in your arms just until I can die a little longer
Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies
She’ll eat you alive

Jesus is risen, it’s no surprise
Even he would martyr his mama to ride to hell between those thighs
The pressure is building, at the base of my spine
If I gotta sin to see her again then I’m gonna lie and lie and lie

She’ll make you cry
I’ll sell my soul, to be back in your bosom
Gladly now please suck me dry
And still you’ll cry, to be back in her bosom
To do it again

(Pray) Til I go blind
(Pray) Cause nobody ever survives
Prayin’ to stay in her arms just until I can die a little longer
Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies
She’ll eat you alive

My pulse has been rising
My temples are pounding
The pressure is so overwhelming and building
So steady they’re fretting I’m ready to blow
What is she what is she what is she waiting for?

(Pray) Pray til I go blind
(Pray) Pray cause no one ever survives
Prayin’ to stay in her arms just to die longer
Satyrs and saints, devils and heathens and lies
She’ll eat you alive





 Cuntry Boner

Maynard:
Fucked Dolly Parton
Fucked Loretta Lynn
Fucked Barbara Mandrell
And fucked all of her kin

I’ve fucked Danny Pearl
I fucked Elvis Presley’s little girl
I fucked the Judds

Paz: You fucked the Judds?
Maynard: Hell yeah!

(Chorus)
My cuntry boner, it won’t go down

Maynard & Paz:
It won’t go down, it won’t go down
My cuntry boner won’t go down
My boner, my boner, my boner won’t go down
It won’t go down, it won’t go down
My cuntry boner, it won’t go down
(Chorus)

Paz:
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him
Paz: I fucked the Judds!
Maynard: You fucked the Judds?

(Chorus)

Group… sex (x3)
Our cuntry boners, they won’t go down

Fucked Alabama
Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys
Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy
I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw
I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw

Kenny Rogers thought it crass
When I fucked his big white ass
I can’t help it….

(Chorus)

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